What I go to school for

(Oh yeah yeah)
Her voice has echoed in my mind
I count the days till she is mine
I Can't tell my friends coz they will laugh
I love a member of the staff
And I fought my way to front of class
To get the best view of her ass
I dropped a pencil on the floor
She bends down and shows me more

That's what I go to school for
Even though it is a real bore
You can call me crazy
But I know that she craves me
That's what I go to school for
Even though it is a real bore
Girlfriends, I've had plenty
But none like Miss McKenzie
That's what I go to school for
That's what I go to school for

So she may be thirty-three
But that doesn't bother me
Her boyfriend's working out of town
I find a reason to go round
I climb a tree outside her home
To make sure that she's alone
I see her in her underwear
I can't help but stop and stare

(repeat chorus)
Everyone that you teach all day
But you're looking at me in a different way
I guess, that's why
My marks are getting so high
I can see those tell-tale signs
Telling me that I was on your mind
I can see that you wanted more
When you told me that I'm what you go to school for
I'm what you go to school for

She's packed her bag it's in the trunk
Looks like she picked herself a hunk
We dropped by school to say goodbye
My friends they can't believe their eyes

(repeat chorus)


Psycho girl

She's so wierd it scares me
i dont think she likes me.
and thinking of her name
is driving me insane...

She's my psycho girl
my psycho girlfriend
everything i say she takes it the wrong way
she's my psycho girl
my living nightmare
she's everything i need
but i can't stand her.

I can't change her thinking
but she's so good lucking,
and thinking of her name
it's driving me insane.

She's my psycho girl
my psycho girlfriend
everything i say she takes it the wrong way
she's my psycho girl
my living nightmare
she's everything i need
but i can't stand her.

We spent the night in
we started fighting
Since then its never been the same,

Thinking of her name
is driving me insane...

She's my psycho girl
my psycho girlfriend
everything i say she takes it the wrong way
she's my psycho girl
my living nightmare
she's everything i need
but i can't stand her.


Year 3000

one day when i came home at lunchtime,
i heard a funny noise
went out to the back yard to find out if it was,
one of those rowdy boys.
stood there with my neighbour called peter,
and a Flux Capacitor.

he told me he built a time machine
like the one in a film i've seen,
yeah yeah... he said...

i've been to the year three thousand
not much has changed but they lived under water,
and your great great great grand daughter,
is pretty fine (is pretty fine)

he took me to the future in the flux thing and i saw everything,
boybands and another one and another one ... and another one!
triple breasted women swim around town... totally naked!

we drove round in a time machine,
like the one in the film i've seen..
yeah yeah... he said...

i've been to the year three thousand
not much has changed but they lived under water,
and your great great great grand daughter,
is pretty fine (is pretty fine)

i took a trip to the yeah 3 thousand
this song had gone multi platinum,
everybody brought our 7th album.
it had outsold michael jackson,
i took a trip to the yeah 3 thousand
this song had gone multi platinum,
everybody brought our 7th album, 7th album.

he told me he built a time machine
like the one in a film i've seen,
yeah yeah... he said...

All the way.

it happens every time
you've given me the sign
we start to get it on
but then you stop em
you know ive had it up to here
you need to be more clear
cos you're the one that let me here
so take me

cos you said you would but then you changed your mind
how could you do this to me
its just so unkind
and its cruel if you say that you'll go all the way
i can't wait for the day
that you dont change ur mind

Youve got to understand
things aregetting out of hand
you can't just leave me sitting here unseen to
you know i don't know what to do
or how long to wait for you
you said you needed time so i wont rush you

cos you said you would but then you changed your mind
how could you do this to me
its just so unkind
and its cruel if you say that you'll go all the way
i can't wait for the day
that you dont change ur mind

ill never let you down
ill always be around
when you need someone
to catch you when you fall down
i'm waiting here for you
if you decide you want to
if you want me to stay
then im only a phone call away

cos you said you would but then you changed your mind
how could you do this to me
its just so unkind
and its cruel if you say that you'll go all the way
i can't wait for the day
that you dont change ur mind
cos you said you would but then you changed your mind
how could you do this to me
its just so unkind
and its cruel if you say that you'll go all the way
i can't wait for the day
that you dont change ur mind

Britney
your face is everywhere i go now and you're on every television show now.
baby i need you.
you're everything i want in someone but you dont know who i am,baby why should you?

sweating all over your video,watching every scene in slow mo.
tracking you down on the internet cos i aint seen you naked yet

i want you britney
i need you here with me
you know that i wont stop until ive got you .
I want you britney.

i even know the place that you live and i dont care who your boyfriend is.
cos one day its gonna be me.and i think that im obsessed with you now cos i copy everything you do now,and pepsi you let me taste you.

god must of spent a little more time on you,in school uniform you look so good
and you say that your not a girl,the ill make you a women.

i want you britney
i need you here with me
you know that i wont stop until ive got you .
I want you britney.

every single thing you do
every time i look at you
i become a slave for you.
you drive me crazy
you know that i wont stop until ive got you i want you britney.

what the hell can i do
to get closer to you.
you can run you cant hide,ill make you feel good inside.what the hell can i do
to get closer to you.
you can run you cant hide,ill make you feel good inside.

i want you britney
i need you here with me
you know that i wont stop until ive got you .
I want you britney.

i want you britney
i need you here with me
you know that i wont stop until ive got you .
I want you britney.


Loser Kid

I was always picked last for team
I wore my sisters jeans
i was a loser kid
and the teachers didnt care
they just left my sitting there
i dont know what i did
but since then
how the tides have turned

cos i used to be the loser kid
who always ran away and hid
no one took the time to know me
the kick me sign was always on me
now everybody wants to know
what i do where i go
at least i know they wonr forget
cos i live with miss mackenzie

All now its history
and i put it all behind me
look at what ive become
i get reconized in the street
and everyone i meet
remembers the news i made
(bridge)
but since then
how the tides have turned

cos i used to be the loser kid
who always ran away and hid
no one took the time to know me
the kick me sign was always on me
now everybody wants to know
what i do where i go
at least i know they wonr forget
cos i live with miss mackenzie

when i see you look at me
it takes me back to how it used to be
and still its clear
the way u locked the classroom door
and wispered in my ear
"your what i go to school for"

you are
the one i go0 to school for
(ad lib)

cos i used to be the loser kid
who always ran away and hid
no one took the time to know me
the kick me sign was always on me
now everybody wants to know
what i do where i go
at least i know they wonr forget
cos i live with miss mackenzie